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Ok, so we start out. Everything is going fine. I mean, of course you get the normal occasional rock but besides that... So
we are going along just fine and we decide to stop at a small shoal right along the edge, I slide out of my tube and I'm trying
to drag it over there when some moron in another tube runs into me. But that's not why I'm calling him a moron, you see, he
knocks me down, and then, instead of helping me up or trying to stop his tube he lets it press on, (while he's laughing) so
that I can't get up because everytime I try it knocks me down again. So eventually we get to this big rock thing over some
small rapids and I get pinned between 3 really sharp peices, ex. <^>. Needless to say it really sucked and I got pinned
UNDER his tube, not that he did anything about it. So I had to wiggle around on these really sharp rocks untill I slid backwards
over the rapids and had to stop at the next shoal down, bruised, tired, battered, and sore as crap.
So now were riding along and we go under this bridge. The entire time we've been out on the river we've been joking about
boys and crap. So occasionally we would ask some guys going by us, "Am I hot?" or "Which one is hotter?".
As a joke. Of course then we started "Call Me!" and I shouted "I love you! Don't leave me! Call me baby!"
up at some guy on the bridge. He blew me a kiss. ROTFLMAO. I swear I could have got a ride home, ( maybe not my home but...
) and a good bed for the night if I had persevered. *grin*
Ok, so the next thing that happened... I would have to say would be the horse. We stop at this small little, what else, shoal
about half of the way down, and this chick comes out with a horse. She's leading the horse down to the water and 2 of my friends,
(Im not saying who you know who you are) start freaking out. It was funny, not the horse, but my friends. Mainly because of
how retarded they sounded. Your wondering why? We'll make this politically correct, and just say it was a male horse. If you
have ever seen a male horse you'll know what I'm talking about.
Ok, so heres another thing, we get to this pretty deep part on the river so Tracy and I decide to swim, we both slip out of
our tubes and swim around a little bit, Tracy slides back into hers as we near a rapid and I, of course, had a itty bitty
bit of trouble getting back into mine, meaning I hit the first few rocks on the rapids. *blushes and mimes Willow* "Lucky
is my middle name, and also... clumsy.."
And now we come to the most stupid thing I did during this entire venture, Meagan decided to body surf down the rapids. She
didn't get hurt, of course. So then, she told me to do it. My brain, being as it was waterlogged, immediately knew that it
was a bad idea of course, but did it anyway. You can imagine the affect. I sailed 15 feet further than Meagan and wacked my
knee on a sharp rock on the way. It turned black. I'm just peeing myself to do that again.
So, we get on the bus to leave right? Some guy is sitting next to me, he looks pretty friendly and starts talking to us. Asks
us if the ride is short or long and is it any fun? He has his daughter with him and a few of us talk to him. Then Sarah starts
singing something, I don't remember what it was first, but all in all we sang the beaver song, a barney song, a rousing chorus
of, "There aint no mountain high enough, aint no valley low enough, aint no river wide enough to keep me from getting
to you.." no... really.. thats all most people knew. And My Girl. Sarah started singing The wheels on the Bus but we
made her shut up. In the midst of this Grace and I tried to sing Eleanor Rigby... didn't work out.. nobody loves the Beatles
*Cries*Oh and we sang The Yellow Submarine. Did I mention while on the river we got a large section singing My Girl? *sigh*
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